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{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}

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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}