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Arslan: The Warriors of Legend is a hack and slash video game developed by Omega Force and published by Koei Tecmo. It is a crossover between Hiromu Arakawa's manga adaptation of The Heroic Legend of Arslan and Koei Tecmo's Dynasty Warriors series.
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